Couple Gets Engaged on Groupon
This is one of those things where I’m torn between thinking that things are awesome and thinking things are just the worst. Torn between “creative and adorable,” and “so much AWFUL it cannot be contained in words.”

Meet Greg. Greg loves Dana. They have been together for five years. Greg would like to marry Dana, and it is assumed that after that amount of time that Dana is probably okay with considering devoting much of her life to Greg. However, how is Dana going to feel when Greg says, “Hey honey, check out today’s Groupon! It’s a steal!” and then she looks and sees that her boyfriend of five years is proposing to her on a site for COUPONS?
This is a “choose your own adventure” scenario. Does Dana say, “You know how much I love Groupons! This was perfect! And so thoughtful!” Or, does she say,
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS A MOMENT TO BE SHARED BETWEEN US AS A COUPLE AND YOU DECIDED TO PUBLICIZE TO A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THE GREATER CINCINNATI AREA VIA A DISCOUNT WEBSITE? GET OUT MY MY APARTMENT.”
So… what do you think?
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