Gold Diggers

Gold Diggers

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old man makes it rain on gold diggerToday’s materialistic society has increased pressure on us to become more successful – or at least appear to be successful. Many respond by working harder to advance in their careers, others go for graduate school, second jobs, and extra curricular (or illegal). Still, others take a shortcut to success – gold digging. Gold digging in this context does not refer to an individual prospecting for gold (Au) during a gold rush. Instead it defines a person (usually a woman) who is looking to target and use a wealthy man for monetary benefit by means of seduction.

This new generation of virtual prospectors has a completely new set of tools to extract their booty from their victim’s “veins” aka pockets. However, many gold diggers do not completely understand the fundamentals of their practice and often suffer disappointing if not devastating results. The simplest form of gold digging has been used by almost every girl at least once: flirting with a guy at the bar in order to get a free cocktail. Warning: Mastering this technique does NOT mean you are ready to take on gold-digging full time. Gold-digging isn’t for everyone and you might not have what it takes. Below is a checklist to help would-be seductresses successfully extract atomic number 79 consistently.

  • Make sure he has gold! Remember, a lot of guys out there act rich out of necessity. These days it takes more than just good looks for a guy to get a solid 7. He could have bought that used, salvage-title benz at an auction for less than the price of a Honda.
  • Never brag or name drop. Nothing will turn off a rich man more than hearing you run your mouth about rubbing shoulders with Johnny Big Shot. Remember, wealthy men have big egos and your job is to stroke them.
  • Never ask for anything! He will gladly offer if you’re patient.
  • Diversify your prospects. Sometimes the wealthiest men are the cheapest ones because they feel like they don’t have to impress you. You can sometimes do better targeting someone who thinks they have more than they really do. Experiment with different types and see which one fits you best.
  • New Money, New Money, New Money! Get it while it’s hot! New money is frivolous and easy to take.
  • Do not over pursue. It is a dead giveaway if he feels something is unnatural.
  • No story-telling. You’re probably not the first gold-digger he’s encountered. The damsel in distress routine is tired and implies drama. Act like you’re content with what little you have and he’ll respect your game even if he figures out what you’re up to.

Hopefully this priceless information will lead you to a successful career in gold digging! If you are interested in having instant access to thousands of rich men at any time, any place…check out these top rated online dating sites (perfect for gold digger just like you), that will bring you one step closer to that new car or shopping spree! Some of my all times fav’s are SugarDaddie and Wealthy Men. Have fun and good luck ;)

 

One Response to “Gold Diggers”

  1. Mitchell A. Ota says:

    I was not aware of what a gold-digger is until after I had been victimized by her for four months and then suffered a near-fatal bicycle accident caused by extremely low blood pressure that started with her kicking me out of her life three days after I told her about my income and wealth. I did not become acquanted with the term “gold-digger” until after I returned home from my nine-week hospitalization in three hospitals.

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