Miss Travel: Worst New Dating Site?
We’re all aware that Sugar Daddy relationships exist, we’re not stupid. We also know that while sometimes these relationships are strictly platonic and just for show, others turn into meaningful, long term love affairs where both parties are satisfied and don’t feel used in any sense of the word. We also know that some of those relationships end in a big f***ing disaster because the Sugar Daddy (or Momma, I guess) is basically paying for sex from a person who LITERALLY only in it for the Louis Vuitton.
However, one possibility that I hadn’t entertained in the Sugar Daddy relationship is the one where the Sugar Daddy meets his counterpart, flies with her to a exotic, beautiful, and isolated island, and then HACKS OFF ALL OF HER LIMBS AND HAS SEX WITH EACH OF THEM BEFORE PAYING A POVERTY-STRICKEN LOCAL IN BEEF JERKY TO DISPOSE OF THE BODY IN THE ENDLESS OCEAN.
Seriously, I can’t believe that this website is real, because while it may seem desirable to a young, beautiful, superficial and lazy-as-shit human being whose never heard of the concept of hard work and saving money single woman, it’s about as dangerous as putting a photo of yourself on Craigslist with your address, location of hidden key, and hour you plan to fall asleep.
UUUGHHHHH. DUUUUUUUUUUUMB.
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