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Any female who is reading this would denounce me for writing this article, but a Date Pro’s gotta do what a Date Pro’s gotta do.

Have you ever met a girl who, despite your obvious non-connection, still swears you two are made to be? This girl often assumes you’ll be married by date three, even if you disagree on every aspect of everything in life ever. Unfortunately, these types of women usually are unfathomably good at clinging to a relationship and may even trick you into believing you two are made for each other. So, you must force her, by way of shock and awe, into dumping you. Here are our best, time-tested methods to get rid of a girl in 5 days. (Note: the editors of the Etiquette section would be ashamed of us for this)

1) Get (or pretend to get) belligerently intoxicated at dinner

By putting back a few too many drinks, you can become the exact opposite of the nice gentleman you were on date one. Cursing up a storm, dropping things, flirting with other women… she’s going to feel embarrassed and disgusted by you, and you’ll be able to “blame the liquor.”

2) Make up ridiculous standards

Now, we’re not saying to be mean here, but we are saying that dropping a few hints about how incompatible you are wouldn’t be a bad idea. Saying that you “prefer a girl be at least 230 pounds,” or that you “only date women of South Korean and Canadian descent” is a good way to ensure she can’t live up to your desires.

3) Get caught in a web of lies

Start your conversation with a story about your grandmother dying a couple weeks ago. Segue into a funny anecdote about your allergy to peanuts. Then, the second she starts talking about wanting to go back to your place, say that you’re really sorry, but have plans to go eat peanut brittle with your grandma. She will freak. Out.

4) Exposing some inner demons*

This can be paired with tip 1, as after a couple glasses of red wine you can tearily slur about your abusive babysitter or that you’ve never told anyone, but you accidentally ran over a puppy once. It might be the worst thing you’ve ever done, but looking like a head case will turn off most women (*- some women are really into damaged goods. It’s weird, and you definitely don’t want a part of that. Resort to step 3.).

5) Explain to her your sex-addiction

Pretend to be listening to her, and then put a hand up and interrupt saying, “I’m sorry, I can’t go on leading you on like this. I’m using you to appease my sex addiction.” Feel free to elaborate and say you’ve got three other dates lined up next that you met on AdultFriendFinder, and she should make a break for it before you seduce her. If anything, she might get really turned on and be down for a quick romp. Then if you never call her again, you’ll have a perfectly planned excuse.

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There seems to be a trend of older, well-off gentlemen dating beautiful young women, and being completely unaware of the fact that they are being used for their money. Now, we can’t judge every relationship, because some women probably generally fall for older men, despite their income. However, there are usually signs that can be easily seen if a woman is using a man for his money.

1. There is little to no sexual relationship

Many times, older men aren’t even looking for a sexual relationship. Perhaps they’ve already passed the sexual period of their life and are just looking for companionship, or a beautiful woman to accompany them places (aka a trophy girlfriend). If a woman is genuinely interested in a man, there will usually be some semblance of a sexual relationship.

2. She doesn’t have a job

Once again, there can be a reason for this- some older men have a patriarchal vision of the world- where women should stay home and men should work. However, for the most part, if she doesn’t even have a part time job and usually spends her days shopping and perusing the pages of WealthyMen, she’s probably a gold digger.

3. She cares about her appearance more than anything

All women care about their appearance, they want to look their best and want their boyfriends to think they’re beautiful. However, if her personality is severely lacking but her tan body is in peak condition, this might be a sign that her life plans have been accomplished: becoming a trophy girlfriend/wife.

4. She is very aware of how much her boyfriend makes

She might not actually have any idea as to what her boyfriend’s job is, but she is fully aware of his yearly income and is very concerned with it. If it’s very apparent that she wants to be completely informed about his monetary worth, she’s probably only dating him because of it.

5. They are not in the same league

The idea of “leagues” has always irked me, because a persons looks should never delegate who they are allowed to date. However, it is, unfortunately, a sign when a drop-dead gorgeous woman is seen with a far-below-average looking guy, that there is probably some underlying reason that they are dating, usually a monetary reason.

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Urban dictionary has two definitions for the Player Hater:

1. An intelligent person who hates ‘sluts’ and ‘players’ because he or she views them as the scum of the earth. These types are not commonly ‘jealous’, just disgusted by stupidity. Will sometimes ruin their ‘game’ out of spite and/or distaste for pure idiocy.

2. A lowlife idiot who actually is jealous of players success. This is even more stupid than the ‘players’ themselves, because it involves coveting something utterly worthless.

These definitions are, by no means, black and white, because both show resentment for the “player”. While one definition exalts the player hater as a member of the moral elite, who only “hates” because he knows the player is wrong, the other calls the player hater a “lowlife idiot” for coveting what the player has.

Either way, the player themself remains as an anomaly, something undefinable. Is a player a stain on the fabric of society for his polygamous nature? Or is he (or she) just a next step in human sexual evolution- fully capable of having casual relationships without the responsibility and restrictions of exclusivity?

No matter what your definition of the player or player hater, one truth remains of the hater: they are far too concerned with the actions of others and should probably take a hard look at themselves before judging others.

If you find yourself enjoying a non-committal lifestyle, having fun with casual dating and not falling prey to the traditional view of relationships, and a “player-hater” tries to stomp on your game, the only real thing to do is ignore it. The truth is they are either a) jealous, b) closed-minded, or c) bored with their own monotonous lifestyles. Don’t fight, don’t try and argue, just smile and go on with your life. Associate with others who have the same vision as you, on sites like LavaLife or MetroDate.

In a recent article in Marie Claire magazine, a young guy discusses his addiction. Not to drugs or alcohol, mind you, to internet dating. After meeting a great woman on a site, he still couldn’t tear himself away from his dating profile, and would constantly search for better people, comparing it to sitting at a cafe or a park- he was “just looking.” Eventually, though, browsing turned into meeting, and he eventually was dating many girls at once. He admitted to searching the dating site anytime she turned away, even getting on it after she’d gone to sleep.

Don’t get us wrong, we don’t see anything wrong with casually dating, but the problem remained that that woman he liked so much thought they were exclusive. They eventually broke up and he says he’s still not met a woman who met his standards like she did.

Online dating can be a very appealing and satisfying experience, but you’ve gotta make sure you’re not letting it run your life. Try dating out in the real world too, so you can keep a well-balanced, healthy lifestyle.

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Once you’ve gotten to the point where you realize you’ve been dating a player, and you want to get a little payback for the time you wasted, there are a few ways to end the relationship that will give you closure and let you have a little fun. While we don’t condone trying to get “revenge” per se, a little taste of their own medicine is something the Player could really use.

1. Turn off your phone for a couple days

If the Player used to you being available anytime, it’s time that you give them a little shock therapy. By immediately ignoring their calls (or turning your phone off all together if you’re really daring), you’re showing them that you aren’t hanging on their every word. After a few days, answer a call and be casual. If they ask where you’ve been, just say you’ve been busy. It’s time you show them you’re moving on.

2. Go on a date with someone else

By making an effort to move on, you’ll help yourself (and the Player) realize that the dependency you may have had earlier is just mental. If they happen to run into you while your out having a blast, then that’s just a bonus!

3. Do NOT give into the booty call

Even though you might know you two have sexual chemistry, the awkward day after and your likely guilt will not be worth it. If you’re libido is on a fast train to disaster, though, try out a site like AdultFriendFinder. That way, your needs can be satisfied without giving in to the player’s advances.

4. Keep things casual

If you do end up going out with the Player again, keep your guard up and don’t let them try and seduce you like they’ve done before. Be social and nice, but don’t get all googly-eyed over them. And if you happen to see someone that catches your eye, don’t hold in the desire to check them out. The Player is notorious for the wandering eye, and now you can be too!

5. If you want to keep them around, keep your emotions in check.

Life is short, and sex is fun. There is nothing wrong with dating a player if you don’t get attached and are safe about it. They can be romantic and exciting to date, so if you’re alright casually seeing them, then go for it. Just make sure you don’t fall for them and practice safe sex.

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There is a difference between paranoia and genuine distrust. Sometimes, if you’ve been cheated on before you might have the tendency to assume that everyone is a cheater. However, sometimes even the most trusting person gets a feeling that their significant other is a player. Most of the time your instinct is right, but here are some sure signs that there is something shady going on.

1. They doesn’t let you see their phone. Ever.

Now, we’re all a little private about our phones. They keep vital information and sometimes private conversations. However, if your partner’s phone rings and they snatch it up like you’re about to steal it, there might be something they’re hiding. Let them know that makes you feel uncomfortable, and hopefully they’ll have a legitimate reason why they’re so protective.

2.  They spend way too much time on their appearance.

Although we all like our girl or guy to care about their appearance and keep fit, there is something strange when your mate is spending hours getting ready to just go to a bar. There is definitely a chance that they are checking out the crowd in case “something better” comes along.

3. They seem to run into “old friends” everywhere, and don’t introduce you.

We all have past flings, exes, and friends we run into. It’s totally normal if they awkwardly run into a few random people they dated before you. However, if every time you go out they gets accosted by 3 different very close friends, it could be a sign that you’re not the only one they’re seeing. Perhaps they just have a lot of friends, but maybe they’ve been frequenting Match.com.

Let’s be totally honest here- if you’re in a relationship and you feel constantly suspicious and uncomfortable, you should break up. Maybe they’re not a player, but you won’t have a healthy relationship unless you feel secure. Player or not, you deserve to feel happy, so it’s probably time to move on.

This ever-so-popular relationship term can be hard to concretely define due to the fact that it is established and maintained on many varying degrees. Depending on the expectations of the two people involved, a casual dating relationship can mean a number of different things. However, in general the term defines a physical and emotional relationship that exists between two people who do not necessarily demand or expect anything too formal from each other. The primary purpose of casual dating is to determine what, if any, type of relationship will develop from meeting and getting to know someone. If something casual does blossom into a more serious and committed relationship, then great. If not, and it just fizzles down over time, then that’s OK too. It’s all about the experience and not the final outcome.

Casual dating is for people who have the intention of getting to know each other better without having to make any specific commitments or promises. It gives individuals the opportunity to test the water before diving head first into a committed relationship.

Casual dating is a crucial component in figuring out what you want and need in a relationship. In giving yourself the opportunity to date around, you open your eyes to the qualities and characteristics that you feel are important for a potential significant other to posses. It’s a great learning experience and allows you to establish independence and confidence in yourself as an individual. Plus, casual dating can be so much fun! It’s a time in your life when you can embrace your selfish side and not feel guilty about it. You have the freedom to set your own boundaries and to make your own decisions based on whats best for you!

So, get out there and have some fun exploring your options!