Tiger’s Mistress Comes Forward With Texts

One of Tiger’s many alleged mistresses came forward with his X-rated texts this week, claiming she wanted to “show the world the real Tiger Woods.” The texts, most of which are too racy to post on this site, include requests for threesomes, golden showers, and even claiming he wanted to “slap [her] across the face.”

Now, we’re not here to judge other peoples’ sexual fetishes. As long as its consensual, I mean, can you really argue it? However, the text messages go so far as to say they’d be together forever. Reminder: he was married with children throughout the time he sent the texts.

Also, on a sidenote, dose anyone else think that in the above photo she looks like the Geico gecko?